Me: hey
Zayn: hey
Niall: hey
Liam: hey
Harry : hey
Louis : hey
Me : what's up?
Harry : let's go out for dinner!
Niall: No Harry! I wanted to take her to a movie
Zayn : well, the best looking one should take her bowling *cough*
Louis: so, I should take her?
Zayn: NO! I'm the best looking
Liam : nooooo.....
Niall: well babe, who do you want to go with?
Me: ..............
Harry : the lady has spoken. It shall be me!
Louis : over my dead body!
Harry: Louis! I thought...... You were my pal
Louis: yes but.... The lady.......
Niall: it's clear these to are in some bromance when Louis is dating El, and zayn has a girlfriend
Zayn: ........
Me : Well, you guys are all great *looks at niall*
Niall : she looked at me! She wants to go with me
Liam : ...........
Harry: no, I- I - LOVE her!
Zayn: I do to!
Niall : me too!
Louis: ......
Liam : yeah she's cute
Me : hehehehehe one direction?
Boys : yes my love?
Me : *thinks* what if, we all do shopping together! Not as a date, as friends
Harry: but, but.
Niall: no far!
Me : we can still go....
Louis : shopping is fun! I mean, look at you all! Fighting over her! I'm the eldest so I'm the most mature.
Zayn: .....
Niall: ....
AT THE MALL: PIZZA PLACE
Niall: four slices of pizza eaten!
Zayn: I had 2
Liam: 1, trying to be healthy for my kidney
Me : awwwww
Louis : I have 2
Harry: I had 3
Me : well boys, I had 5!
Niall: THAT'S MY KIND OF GIRL!
Harry: <_< >_>
Niall: I'm full
Me: oh my god
Louis : oh my god
Zayn: oh my god
Harry : oh my god
Liam : oh my god
Niall: what?
Liam : do you have a fever?
Harry: emergency!
Niall: I'm full! That's all!
Zayn: maybe, he isn't Niall'
Harry: maybe some half cat half person thing
Zayn: a clone!
Louis: you guys are so....crazy......
Me : lol
Louis: the boy is full!
Me : Ikr
Louis: acting like he is dead.
Niall: I'm hungry again.
Liam: NIALL'
Zayn: your back
Me : lol
Harry: I have to go home to my cat Molly, bye guys!
Everyone: bye!
Louis: I'm going home to Eleanor. See ya!
Everyone: bye
Liam: I'm going to Barack Obama to make spoons illegal...
Zayn: but, what about soup?
Liam: no more soup!
Me : not even panama bread soup?!
Liam : no. Goodbye
Niall: bye bye spoon boy
Zayn: I'm gonna go.
Me : where?
Niall: let me guess, hair salon
Me : lol
Zayn: stalker
Me: bye zayn
Niall: bye buddie, see ya in the band van
Zayn: bye
Niall: well, I must go
Me: why?
Niall: practice for my jumping on stage. Must get hyped!
Me : hehe bye Niall
Niall: *kisses on cheek* I liked you more than Harry did.
Me: lol, it was equal.
Niall: oh, here is a backstage VIP pass to our concert
Me: thx
Niall: bye
Me : bye
Me : *on the phone* MOM! DON'T CARE WHERE I WAS BECAUSE I WAS WITH ONE DIRECTION!!!!!! Yes, ok, no, the mall, yes, lots, ok, I'll be home, yes one of them did kiss me, ok, see ya, bye mom.
Me. : :DDDDDD